* Dare I say it? SPRING IS FINALLY HERE!!!
* Why is it every time I FINALLY get a chance to settle down I have to pee, but yet I could pass the bathroom all day without the “urge”? BRB…
* Isn’t it amazing how many times the Current Administration has “misplaced” or lost important information (up to 75% of the times at last count), when requested by Congress?
* A snail can sleep for 3 years and so can I after a night out. Damn, it sucks getting old!
* The word “listen” contains the same letters as the word “silent”.
* I guess Shakespeare knew what he was talking about since the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Things that make you go hmmm…..)
* The water we drink is three billion years old, EWWWW!!!
* Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite; so don’t come near me when I have to fart after eating them!
* Have you picked up on the fact that I really can’t think of anything to write about?
Well, sorry about the lack of a decent post. I guess I just hit a wall. Maybe later…